Guys, it's time to wipe your ass with a winner

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Somewhere out there is a man who is sick and tired of using toilet paper that is way too soft, and with cute little butterflies and flowers on it.
That man is YOU, and you deserve a brand of toilet paper that works just as hard as you do.

Never before has there been a brand of toilet paper that is made just for you, until now.
No cute flowers, no cute bears on the packaging, no more multiple folding either. This isn't your mamma's toilet paper.

4 ply 4 is a different kind of toilet paper. It is made from bamboo instead of trees and is four ply, which makes it thicker and more durable, septic safe and easier on the environment.
It is also biodegradable, in case you need to take a crap outside, take a roll with ya!
The embroidery works much like mud tires, it provides the needed traction for maximum cleaning and less wiping.
Grab a roll and keep it in your work truck, or buy one as a gift for a friend!